For reasons too numerous and complicated to bore you with, I was embarrassed at work the other day by being unable to decide on a pirate name for myself when called upon.

A quick Google has enabled me to rectify this… although I’m not convinced it’s ideal, it will have to do for now…

My pirate name is:
Bloody Tom Cash

pirate flag

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

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  1. The Joey be ” Calico Tom Read
    Often indecisive, you can’t even choose a favorite color. You’re apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!”

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