It’s not the tie that makes it safe (although that could of course be used as extra strapping in an emergancy) it’s the snug security of the thong (aka posing pouch) that, combined with a certain degree of freedom, brings safety to the thrust.
And yes, I do ride my scootah (spell it the Phil Daniels way, please) dressed like that. It inspires even more fear in the local populace.
I found myself sporting a creamy/beige-coloured shirt the other day, accented with some rather delicious hoi-sin sauce. This is ideal for when one is going out immediately post-work.
Really NO THRUSTING in loincloths!!
How disappointing.
Anyway, I’ve been forbidden from ever mentioning the ‘L’ word again, so you needn’t worry.
Think it’s hotter in Japan. Definitely more humid. I’ve found that the thong+tie look is a good one, and it’s safe to thrust!
I imagine it would be.
Your sartorial elegance knows no bounds, sir.
Do you ride the scooter dressed like that?
HANG ON A MINUTE!
How does wearing a tie make thrusting in any kind of small-loin-covering safe?
Thrusting is NEVER SAFE unless FULLY TROUSERED.
It’s not the tie that makes it safe (although that could of course be used as extra strapping in an emergancy) it’s the snug security of the thong (aka posing pouch) that, combined with a certain degree of freedom, brings safety to the thrust.
And yes, I do ride my scootah (spell it the Phil Daniels way, please) dressed like that. It inspires even more fear in the local populace.
This is the thong you need: http://www.cafepress.com/outlate.36984950
I found myself sporting a creamy/beige-coloured shirt the other day, accented with some rather delicious hoi-sin sauce. This is ideal for when one is going out immediately post-work.