Just a few random things that have amused me in the last few weeks.
- This morning on the bus, someone stood next to me sneezed. It sounded like an angry squelch.
- On a lunchtime walk, I was disappointed to have not seen a single amusing thing, or even thought of anything particularly funny. I was almost back at work, understandably a distraught young man, when the supermarket checkout guy waved goodbye to me.
- I am made slightly uneasy by people whose front teeth are further apart then their eyes.
- A fantastic facial piercing for goths would be to have a hook under their bottom lip, used to hang a raven in a cage.