I don’t really go into details, but the upshot is that the [until very recently] perfectly usable ballpoint pen I purchased myself not four weeks ago is now in the bin. The one by the toilet.
UPDATE, a few short minutes later. I’m so traumatized, I forgot to help myself to FREE CAKE. Cake!
You forgot free cake?? Were otters involved in any way?
You were clearly quite traumatized. Have you recovered yet?
I ultimately came to my senses, and enjoyed some cake.
I don’t recall the involvement of any aquatic mammals, but they can be quite tricksy.
I have just about recovered from this unfortunate incident, as far as I can make out. Future therapy my reveal otherwise…
Was I involved?
I am fond of cake, especially Free Cake, so could see myself meddling…
A comment from The Walrus, on The Walrus’s birthday! I feel honoured!
Happy birthday, again!
I don’t think you were involved, but my powers of memory are quite limited, especially at my age…
Cake is good!!!