I have just bewildered myself in a similar way to the following:
- Stand on Walton Street at the crossroads with Cranham Street, outside the Jericho Cafe.
- Turn to face down Walton Street towards the Phoenix Picturehouse, and stare at it for a moment. While you’re doing this, think to yourself “films, cinema, films, cinema”.
- Then quickly look to your right, at the side of the Jericho Health Centre, in particular at the sign saying “chlamydia screening”.
- Be afraid and confused.