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I’m 34, I’m allowed to be senile

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

Step 1: Remember you have more coffee waiting.
Step 2: Get up from computer, pick up cup, walk to kitchen.
Step 3: In kitchen, put cup by sink ready to be washed.
Step 4: Turning to leave kitchen, see cafetiere.
Step 5: Remember you wanted more coffee, pick up cafetiere, walk back to computer to refill cup.
Step 6: Wonder where cup is.
Step 7: etc.

Also, one of the lenses fell out of my increasingly battered spectacles yesterday, so I need to purchase a monocle to wear along with said damaged glasses, because keeping one eye closed while trying to concentrate on anything is quite tricky.

Although increasing text size on screen and leaning waaaay back seems to do the trick, though is quite inconvenient.

OR I could accelerate plans to purchase a new zoom lens for my camera and look through that at an appropriate focal length. Although it probably won’t help. I haven’t really thought this through - it’s early and I may or may not have had enough coffee. And anyway, if I buy this lens, people will probably make assumptions.

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This is why I never write anything.

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Hurty haiku

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Confused of Oxford writes…

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Tipsy reminders are the way forward.

Friday, July 10th, 2009

I really like cake!!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Hangover/hysteria

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Snow = silly, DVDs + pasta + nap = GOOD

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Snow is an idiot

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Misc - a compendium of unpublished bits

Saturday, September 6th, 2008