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Alarming rap dream

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Last night I had a dream in which I observed a young man performing a rap. An attempt at a funny rap. Now in my experience, the non-expert attempting a rap of any kind, let alone an allegedly amusing one, would normally be met by peals of laughter from all right-thinking people, and not in the way they were hoping for.

Like when a politician thinks this is a way they can connect with “da kidz” and the end result is just humiliating for everyone involved.

So what, exactly, is my subconscious playing at? I fear this bodes ill…

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Wikipedia, source of all my knowledge

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Poorly chosen domain names

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I could teach kids to do stuff good.

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

I love self-service checkouts…

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Equal opportunities

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

Too hot. Can’t think.

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Damn, I’m handsome.

Friday, July 14th, 2006

Crazy Wikipedia

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

Amazon make me afraid…

Monday, April 3rd, 2006