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Just… random… stuff.

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Just a few random things that have amused me in the last few weeks.

  1. This morning on the bus, someone stood next to me sneezed. It sounded like an angry squelch.
  2. On a lunchtime walk, I was disappointed to have not seen a single amusing thing, or even thought of anything particularly funny. I was almost back at work, understandably a distraught young man, when the supermarket checkout guy waved goodbye to me.
  3. I am made slightly uneasy by people whose front teeth are further apart then their eyes.
  4. A fantastic facial piercing for goths would be to have a hook under their bottom lip, used to hang a raven in a cage.

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Seppuku

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Alarming rap dream

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Wikipedia, source of all my knowledge

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Poorly chosen domain names

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I could teach kids to do stuff good.

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

I love self-service checkouts…

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Equal opportunities

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

Too hot. Can’t think.

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Damn, I’m handsome.

Friday, July 14th, 2006